![]() 02/06/2019 at 20:55 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Some advice: When you go to work, do your fucking job. Especially if there are people out there cheaper and less annoying than you
I am going out for tacos with my son and I am paying extra for the homemade tortillas. This is America.
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:02 |
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Did you not get your homemade tortillas?
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Wait, you mean people won't just pay me to look at my phone and complain about how hard my job is? I'm shocked.
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:07 |
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Love that gif. Enjoy those tacos!
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:09 |
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So someone’s getting fired? And someone else i s getting hired?
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:10 |
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Job?
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:13 |
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You’re hired
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:15 |
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I'd like a promotion.
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:18 |
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Wait so I have to do something that makes my employer money. Who knew?
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:27 |
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I can do that. But
I have some doubts about how much you’d like to live here. It’s not Toronto insanity, but it’s not far from Vancouver insanity...
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:27 |
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I hope this isn’t the young person you just hired that seemed full of
promise...
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:30 |
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If it's warmer, I think I might take it regardless.
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:42 |
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Don’t go giving away secrets like that for free! My friend & I have been killing it on our performance reviews just by showing up and doing our jobs (and then some) without complaining at every single stage. Who knew your supervisor would like having someone who did a quality job within the timeframe ?
I had a colleague who would spend 90% of his time complaining about every single thing at work. He’s a smart guy but my god it made work so difficult.
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:45 |
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I have a coworker like that. He is excellent at the actual “job” part because he can do everything he needs to do in about 2 hours whereas other people need the full 8. What that creates, though, is 6 hours of complaining and socializing. He says things about the company he really ought not to.
I’m a little worried he will burn out.
![]() 02/06/2019 at 21:56 |
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Im this person today. I’m +2 days on my said delivery date. Feels bad.
![]() 02/06/2019 at 22:19 |
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raaaaaaaaaah! christmas is canceled!
if thats real im going to guess that was a relationship ender
anyhoo... ima go to work and just drink coffee and come up with bad ideas today... i figure that should get me promoted to management in no time at all
![]() 02/06/2019 at 22:53 |
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What if I’m expensive and annoying, but do my job?
![]() 02/06/2019 at 23:10 |
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Interesting idea offering a homemade vs store bought tortillas. My neighborhood joints all make their own. I’m not sure how offering an option would go over.
![]() 02/07/2019 at 09:30 |
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More advice: If you buy a bunch of dumb shit that you don’t need and can’t afford and overextend yourself, don’t walk into your bosses office saying “Someone else offered me a job. I don’t mean to strong arm you, but I figured I’d be making $XX/hr at this point.” If you were worth what you’re asking, I’d be paying you that already. I’ve got a funny feeling someone will be putting in their two weeks notice in the next day or so ( unless he was bluffing) .